Padd Solutions

'"I'm comin.I'm comin'.Goddammit." I have been hearing the knocking for quite a while now.I had been having trouble finding the remote to pause this episode of Family Guy I've been wanting to see all week. As I opened the little view slit on the door, I wondered...what could be of this much importance to come and bother me while Family Guy is on. "Open up, can I use your machine washer?" Ugh Freck."Sure, go head come on in, you know where it is.What happened to yours...?" "They stole it," he replied. I bursted laughing in the insdide of my head "Man I don't get it, why would someone steal a fucking washing machine?" I looked at him, until finally my thoughts seeped out, and I let out a chuckle."See if I knew, I wouldn't be laughing at you.Did they take anything else though?" Freck looked at me with a straight face. " Some DVD's but that's it, like just a few of them. It's a really odd robbery if you tell me.Shit is, I was sleeping the whole time.I was fucking there and I didn't hear a single thing."